LunarWeaver
is famous in our kingdom!

You should get on MSN.


As much as possible.

...yeah.

Lunar could not be contacted for comment. However, a spokesperson has gone on record stating, "This quote is completely false. There is no evidence of this and it is nothing but an overblown stunt from the media." Further updates soon.

Even holy elemental? That's pretty hard to resist.

"I can resist anything, except temptations"

He said that once and I adore him for it.

I hope it was sponsored by Oscar Wilde too.

Then my work here is done.

This usernote has been approved by the Pathetic Poet.

Right now, if a bus came through my room and ran me over at random (it's happened before), when the ambulence got here this is what I would say: "No, don't bother. Just let me go. Now that I've had such a tear-jerking (*insert small chuckle here for the word jerking*) poem from JUSTIN, you can just let me go imho." That's how great of a poem it is.

Being soulmates with you makes me wonder
Is it a good thing or is it a blunder
Sort of makes me nauseated
And relationships are overrated
Well you asked for a poem, and you got one
But I'm not being mean, I'm just having fun
So I'll say all the mean things I can
But you'll still be my biggest fan
And I just want to say
I was kidding anyway.

Happy now?

Balance is a beautiful thing, JUSTIN.

That, and somewhat painful.