LunarWeaver
is famous in our kingdom!

Is your dentures on your popsickle again?!

How about Pastry Poofle? Just typing it out gave me a sugar rush and improved my memory (temporarily) for at least a day.

Mr. Rantzien, I will not have your babies.

Up, MizMiz

Do these stairways go up or down?

Ignatius does the job for me.

G'day Lunar.

Do I have a pet name for you? If not, I should. Everyone deserves to have a cavity-inducingly sugary pet name.

Only vertically.

Does your head bobble like a bobble head?

Does it shade you on those long, summer days where everything is swervy with heat and a diabolical plot is underway?

I have a fig tree named Figglesworth

You mean that string on his back I was told never to pull? It's still tempting, though...