LunarWeaver
is famous in our kingdom!

You just want to be made fun of sometimes, don't you.

You can take a whole whale dong? Very impressive, Kyle.

That is the sweetest thing anyone has ever said to me.

I'll -ist your race.

Would you be giving or receiving?

Dorks are whale penises. The image of them hanging off a tree is funny, so I thank you for that usernote.

Look I already tried to get you an RE5 date - WITH A GIRL OF ALL THINGS - what more do you want from a bro?

Are you just doing this to gloat about being Mr. Popular?

I HAVE NO FRIENDS. FINE. I SAID IT.

Although you should totally do that helicopter thing. It's fun as hell.

Oh yeah, I only ever buy things that add to the game. E.g. Fallout DLC, with the new levels!

I'm a cool individual.

Haha I know. I don't like to think about how much money I've spent on DLC.