I'm always close without the cigar these days.
If you were Major - de Coverely then I might be interested.
Most erotic profile pic ever.
Time to get out my Newspaper of Whacking again I see.
I shall mock whomever I please. =D
Don't mock me.
Windows fulfills his needs in ways Macintosh can't.
I like your signature of a Gorean hanging out with Windows ME, Mr. Weaver!
With a dash of suave.