Once upon a time, a bedstory ended with one sentence.
Read us a bedtime story please.
Hello children. I'm back.
I love you like a fat kid loves cake.
The same way that Jason Biggs loves apple pie.
I ♥ Porkchops.
Sounds like a dependency problem in and of itself to me.
Porkchops are the panacea to any problem.
Be weirded in and not out, it's much wavier.
Oh god yes, my left elbow is hotness incarnate. Excellent choice. *totally weirded out*