You had a paper cut?
Look I just want to shoot people. I don't want to make friends. Yeah, we won, and you may have done well, but smurf you! I work with no-one!
I can't believe you try to disturb me when I'm about to go to dinner. Tactless! I would name my son Dwayne after you.
Because I'm straight, right? It's almost like I'm cheating on my sexuality.
I'd like to take your temp either way, schnookums.
Just don't get ectoplasm on my profile and we're fine, we're cool.
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Done.