LunarWeaver
is famous in our kingdom!

Don't forget your sword and helpless female you have to save multiple times.

Does this country feature gremlins? If so I'm going to set out on an adventure looking for it.

You never have to try at all in the Land of Dragons (Canada).

When it comes to scones you can't really try too hard

Blueberry scones with butta an' jam.

Is that ^ trying too hard?

They have scone flavored tea in the Land of Make-Believe (Canada).

What the... ? Blast it. I'm going for some tea and scones.

Oh boy, he's going to act all British now.

They taught you with posters?

Holy cow, peer pressure...Okay, what do I do...Remember what the poster said... "Real friends don't let friends drive drunk." Wait, I'm not sure that's relevant. School fails me yet again.