LunarWeaver
is famous in our kingdom!

Especially if the baby is male, then you can call it mr. Rantziens delicifique Soy Boy and send the recipy to some cookbook.

Babies taste best with soy sauce

Mr. Rantzien should cook babies. They are very easy, here is the recipe:

1) Get baby.

2) Heat water until boiling.

3) Put baby in water until red and dead.

4) Eat baby.

Which can?

WE CAN DO THE CAN-CAN!

While on topic, I just realized I'm good at cooking meals that look as awful as they taste!

Edit: You're my idol because you used the semicolon.

Mr. Rantzien is to me like icing is to a cake; without him on top of me, I'm just a big piece of edible sponge and not really all that good.

Shake that can, BUNNI.

Whipped cream ^_^

Ignatius is to me like water is to a fish (ie I couldn't live for long if he wasn't all over me)

I much prefer cherry pie....viva la resistance!

I most certainly do not you outrageous woman.