LunarWeaver
is famous in our kingdom!

I am confident that you will climb your way to the top and become President and feed us all dods.

Do you have to salute me? Nah not for another 2.5 years. Besides I find it tacky when people say "Salute Me" when your really just saluting rank.

I can tell you're dying to know them, but I must hold back for the sake of the children.

Thats correct about me being in the Army. 10 usernotes of dirt pistol jokes

The last time someone said "Shoot my pistol" in here I went into a 10 user note tangent of dirty jokes

But I won't this time. Maybe.

If my legs fell off I would walk on my hands and use my knubs to eat sandwhiches....shoot my pistol.. ya know the important stuff.

6'2! You're all freaking giants compared to me. I hope all your legs randomely fall off on the way to the shower tomorrow.

hmm guilty of gluttony.....my defense? Im only 6'2'' and 150 pounds........but I guess that dosent take the fact away that I do like tacos. Oh well. It happens. Builds character.

Cave into the Vincent. There ya go.

I did want to be a fridge when I was little Dod, and you've filled some sort of life goal by coming to me with this information.

Im hungry....dod..hungry double oh yum