LunarWeaver
is famous in our kingdom!

I'm not going to sing you lullabies.

I don't actually live in Sweden. I've been lying all this time.

Wikipedia more like

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I got nothin'

You should read about Russian history on Wikipedia. The feats of Ivan IV the Terrible are all too unknown in today's world.

All these teeny dramas seem win-win to me. Not only do I get to feel smug about not watching live TV and therefore not paying for this crap, but children also die.

Without a doubt. You should start a teenage drama about your life, and kids will relate and kill themselves.

Nobody should do anything in this crappy economy.

I believe in honesty, is all.

Honesty to pirate DVD suppliers.

I can't believe you try to throw superheroes in my face at a time like this. Well here you go, here's a smurfing dinosaur.

See, this is why I have to beat dat ass.