LunarWeaver
is famous in our kingdom!

Charmander go! Firespin the evil pill cat!

You obtain the Esper
Kyle, The Pill Cat

[q]Kyle is a harmless cat. Everyone. skjasdd I have tiny nostrils[/q]
Quoted for falsity.

Kyle cats harm everyone.

QFT

Kyle cast Charm to everyone.

You've made me like women with those.

~If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
~You make my software turn to hardware!
~Excuse me, but you have a beep on your nose. What? (Reach up and gently squeeze her nose) BEEP! (lolz Rye)
~I've gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade.
~Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
~Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
~My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.

These pick-up lines are being written down for later use.

You make my bowels run, because your...eww wait nevermind.

KYLE YOU SLY DOG YOU