LunarWeaver
is famous in our kingdom!

Same here.

I never write "er." I usually write "erm."

It's perfect for those awkward moments.

It's the words "show" and "er" put together. Verbal legos.

What about showers?

Or scrubbing my back in a shower.

I wish bedrooms came standard with toilets because I hate walking all the way to the bathroom

Come on Carey get out your cane, and I'll put on some silver. Oooh, you're a mean old daddy but I like you.

That Carrie reference was gold imho

Coincidentally, I'm a Brain Surgeon.

*Try to show-off*

I'm an open-minded person.