LunarWeaver
is famous in our kingdom!

Well, I'm trying to be open to more ideas and a little less with the violence. I'm getting dodgy looks from the popo these days.

You seem quite optimistic about the whole purple tractor thing, I thought there would be a violent opposition to the very idea.

OH MAN OH MAN OH MAN.

i had a usernote to post, a good one, then it was gone.

Quit hogging it, let me see

Shh, hold on. *Watches Jake Gyllenhall prance around with a santa hat thong*

Can't have the cake and eat it too.

But, then I'd die in my mother's house and haunt people in their dreams.

I'm game for that. I'm a deep sleeper, so you could probly right out smurf me and I wouldn't notice. But then you'd get pregnant with a catboy baby, and everybody would laugh at you and spill blood on you at your prom and then your telekinisis would go out of control and you'd murder them all.

That's too much work. I'd rather just take them off when your sleeping and feel around for testicular cancer.

Salsa with me and my pants will come off faster than you can say "Goobledygook."