LunarWeaver
is famous in our kingdom!

Nude feet?

I saw it's a great place to keep important documentation.

What you say about ass-crack?

In other news, I'm sleepy and require a nap, but it's too late to nap because then I'll just sleep until morning, and then I'll wake up at like the ass-crack of dawn scratching my beardfuzz and saying "wtf" and being pissed off, and then I'll be a big grumpy pants. I'm disgruntled.

OMFG

I am here to announce the Kelster is excited.

Inproper grammer amuses me.

OMGZ IM GETTING DDR SUPERNOVA FOR CHRISTMAS <3333333333333333333

In case you couldn't tell im excited.

Close to what?

Too close.