She could swallow you whole.
I could stuff you in a box and then laugh at you for being in a box.
It's all that slow exercise and running you do. You're wiry, but not in an unattractive way.
I don't know if you're dreaming but maybe I am and in my dream you're dreaming this.
You truly know everything. That is fact.
No no, I'm perfectly aware that we are both socially inept and all. xD I just like to point it out in my own case sometimes.
It's actually not so much a conversation as me being comfortable enough to leave it running. She talks, I type in response except for the odd word or two. I know, I'm pathetic.
Too dorky is spending a week's worth of evenings working on a complicated RPG stat points/levelling system for a game I'm never going to end up making. Don't tell people.
The Friendship Terminator. "I need your phone, your charisma and your Facebook password."
The fact that you've ever lied to me terminates our friendship, sorry.