LunarWeaver
is famous in our kingdom!

I can neither verify nor disprove either thesis! By being terribly uneducated I serve as an effective middle man.

I'd tell you, but tbh you'd get a more honest answer asking Hitler about how a Jewish brain functions.

You'll drink my cocoa if I make it from my own breast milk, won't you?

I'll make us some cocoa and you can knit a huge muffler we can share.

He has a dog?

Damnit!

*punches Tidus in the face* THERE TAKE THAT!

Oh my. You stalker. O.O

How about I eat you first, then you eat me?

sugary goodness

I have photographical evidence!