I only go invisible so I can pretend I'm a figment of Keith's imagination. Hey, I don't choose the fetishes, they chose me.
SMOCK STOCK POCK LOCK STOCK AND TWO SMOKING SALMONS caps lock
FELATE YO MOMMA
GET OFF INVISIBLE LUNARBASTARD
I would break out some scented candles, but I've always secretly hated candles. Tell no one of this.
I smell Air Wick.
I smell a lawsuit!
I thought I had copyright on inventing new forms of glee
Seeing my little one and Decessus together in my user notes fills me with a new form of glee that I just invented.
I like the profile picture.