LunarWeaver
is famous in our kingdom!

If only you'd left it uncensored. I could've had my wicked way with it then.

I've grown immune to Mr. Rantzien after all these troubled times.

I thought you didn't sleep because of the buttplug I put on your bedside table :weep:

He tells me stories like that so I can't sleep at night.

That house ain't so little no more. Mainly because about 30 midgets moved in around that area so the Little House is really big in comparison.

All this talk of sauce and explosions is making me think of The Little House on the Prairie.

Nooo! My one true weakness!! Geooooograaaaphyyyyyyyy!!

*explodes*

Because no one likes pears.

There is pearsauce, though. It's like applesauce but it's made from pears. And it's green. Eww.

I wonder why there's no pear-flavored cereal.

Two pears in a fruit pond.