Well yeah the thing is, I don't think it's possible to beat in Professional. No ten million first aid sprays, no vests, no sweet upgraded guns...it'll be hell! But normal or even vet is fun. Also, man, I think I seriously underestimated Heavy Metal. Got my best score out of all the reunion chars on him on Public Assembly (on which I now have SS with everyone ) he is just seriously a smurfing wrecking ball and a perfect combo character.
You deserve nothing less.
Ok well Desperate Escape is pretty radical. Jill and Josh vs ten million smurfing assholes. We nailed over 300 of the pricks between us in our run through. Chainsawers, Executioners, Fat men...it was sort of like a giant game of mercenaries. Well, a giant game of mercenaries with smurfing cannons being fired at you.
Haven't played it yet. Waiting for my homegirl to finish downloading it. She always plays as Battlesuit Jill so it's a good match! Also yeah Rebecca....wait why am I answering this in the wrong order? oh well...and her shotgun will still mangle bosses, but it has less stopping power. I am pretty sure it will usually take 2-3 hits (unless he's at point blank range or something) to stun the executioner.
Less range and more power? How the hell does that even work? They can't alter the gun's spread! They can't. That's just cheating. Yeah I've killed them plenty of times on the ground with her silly kick, in between spamming I'M REBECCA, but god damn it's just not my usual machine gun strat! I don't like change and having to adapt!!!!! Rebecca x Excella fanfic in the works.
Also we are the result of a form of commercial exploitation of people's need to be around other people in order to feel good about themselves.
Business Sheva is basically Wesker with a First Aid spray. Her pistol does mad damage. Josh kicks ass; smurf you. His shotgun has been upgraded a bit, as I thought it might be. Rebecca is cool if you nail fire spray. God help you if you floor them though, her kick is a bit . Heavy Metal is pretty diabolical. I think he might only work on Facility but I have yet to test this. Why he has a bulletproof vest seeing as how they are only necessary on three stages - and in very rare circumstances on those - I don't know. Although maybe it also helps with bowguns too idk.
I DOWNLOADED RIGHT THE JOSH NUDE PATCH HE IS HUNG LIKE A WHITE RHINO DONGS
YEAH MAN I GOT IT CAUSE IT'S A DAY EARLY AND I DOWNLOADED
You are like my Resident Evil Yoda. Anything I don't get, I come running and crying to you and you make it all okay and the X-Wing rises. And precious Josh Stone tomorrow. I assume Jill is going to be Player 1's character (until you beat it and unlock Josh)? If so,
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