LunarWeaver
is famous in our kingdom!

That's just boring.

I determine that by beard/moustache ratio. If there is more moustache than beard, then republican. That goes for women too.

It's probably your inferior Visitor Message detection sense that comes into play here.

What are you prattling on about?

You have the chance to post my 13000th visitor message. If you can do it, I'll make you fly like Nelly Furtado.

That is until you grow a moustache and don't get to fly at all.

Alway works better imo.

Hm, pretty much yeah! It also has a naked Santa Claus which you may or may not appreciate.

Aahahaha, you're a banana. :3

Love what you've done with yours, too.

I'll be a Sandalwood Chop Suey or gtfo.