LunarWeaver
is famous in our kingdom!

As long as they're the kind of grudges that come with slimy asian girls with stripy black hair who try to kill me, anything goes.

You need to drink brandy and smoke everyday to really break your voice.

I like that you're not dominating enough to make a dog obey

That sounds exactly like the situation you'd get yourself in.

Pshh, you. You can find my heart container any day.

Is that from Twilight Princess? What's up with his creepy face?

Flexibility is a desirable trait in a fairly wide range of activities really.

Think of it as some you-time.

Creepiest picture. Get it off my internet.

I'm pretty sure I bear the ultimate responsibility for the Norway massacre as well. I don't mind being blamed as long as it's not for the syph because I told you I'm clean.