I threw up in her birth canal.
Hopefully she threw up in your mouth afterwards!
The first time I spewed up from drinking too much booze was in a girl's mouth.
You give head to stupid Americans under your roof?
How about we talk like Russians for a day!
That's not what I said you stupid American.
You give head to your roof?
I hate having to have sex for a roof over my head.
You got sex. I got the right temperature to shelter you from the storm.
People would usually joke about my parents before punching my lights out.
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