Hawkeye
is more well known than the characters in Final Fantasy II
Banned

You're more expensive than that Donald dude. He has some phat tricked out lo-r8s.

For a fiver, I can hook you up.

Damn, I wish I was a good friend like MP. Instead I'm just a fairweather friend!

I would have to get the mexican mafia to kill you if I told you that, good friend.

Hawkeye's not Mexican, he's just misunderstood.

what are you talking about hawkeye you are mexican

Uncle Pedro teaches him sausage mechanics.

Isn't pedro a mexican name?

that explains why he works in a garage with uncle pedro

Do you realize what you have unleashed? I hope you are the first to be obliterated by ice-cream!