=Angelus=
is holding an ORB
PillowFighter/VampySlayer

*looks at TurkSlayer and Angelus and says: "I'm not a Turk! I'm just a mercenary. I didn’t kill the Chocobo, this was only to calm him down...*

*evil smile*

Don't worry OdaiseGaelach, the fun is about to start!

Ok TurkSlayer, guide me to your office.

Angelus has this annoying tendancy to tell everyone my sinister plans. Now are you coming to my office or not?

Hehe... you cunning little Turkslayer... of course you're promoting him to the status of "Turk" so you can slay him right? I approve of this promotion!!

Soul_hunter!! You are now officially a Turk!! Let the games begin!!

Don't do it soul_hunter! It's a cunning trap set up by =Angelus= and a big fat chocobo to get revenge on you!

Soul_Hunter, I official promote you to the rank of Turk! Congratulations! I'd like you to come to my office, see my gun collection.

Ack!! Soul_Hunter!! What have you done!! shooting Chocobos with sharp pointy needles is an offence to any Final Fantasy Lover!! no matter how deranged or Fat the chocobo is... i'm sorry... but i'd have to kill you now.....

*Draws out Zangetsu*
come here little Soul_Hunter

*watches*

Nice work Angelus!

*fat chocobo starts to run like crazy*

*draws the special sniper with some tranquilizers*

*points and shots the chocobo*

*chocobo falls to sleep*

Now that should do the work done!

Fire the Gospels!!
*Fragmentates the Mimmett Greens before they can leave soul_hunter's hands*

*dodges out of the Fat chocobo's path*

*Fires at other random moving targets while dodging*

OMH... i think i'm in love with Chrno Crusades!!! wahahaha.... beautiful.... simply beautiful.... esp the opening theme "Tsubasa wa pleasure line"

SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!!!!!!!

Here Angelus! Have some Mimett Greens!

The Chocobo should be no danger now.