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~Amriel the Archangel~

URGH! I may have laid a big oselot on Faris' head, but your raping Striff was totally uncalled for! I'm so kissing Faris now! *Goes to look for Faris*

FINE!
IF THAT'S HOW YOU'RE GONNA BE ABOUT IT
*rapes Striffy*

I see how it is! *Takes Faris and lays a big one on her*

now why would I do something like that? and what ga ve you that idea?

Are you cheating on me with Striff?

um...i'll have to get divorced first but i don't see why not

Pfft, Striff wishes. Now let's get married, kplzthx.

WHAT?
I thought those were just rumors

I've seen Striff get fiesty with the dog, too!

tis no excuse!
how could you?