Slade
is a Frocobo
300dpi in a 72dpi zone

leave while you still can

It's been pretty epic, yeah! Wanna work in my mines?

SCHLAAAAADE

I've been working hard, man. Slaving, some would say. My "owner", the great Dragon King of Black Mountain, had me under his whip for ten long years, working in the mines. During this time, I secretly dug a tunnel that ended in the back wall of his lair. From there, I learned his dark secrets, including his one big weakness (daffodils), which I used to overthrow him with the help of my fellow workers. After succeeding in my rebellion, I overtook his reign and drove my previous equals back into the mines. I am now referred to as the Evil Emperor of Black Mountain, richest man in the realm.

Whoa! There's a Slade in my profile! How've you been!

Yoooooou had to bring MOFO's into this! Bwaaaaaahaaaaaahaaaaa!

stupid mofo hates us

Where are you Sladey?!!

Thank you for liking my works, yours are nice too.

Mudcake....

please