Slade
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I own numerous amounts of the King of Clubs. I'm a collector, you see, and the King of Clubs has always tickled my fancy. So I collect all the different types of that one card hoping to one day become the actual King of Clubs and rule the world. Makes sense?

Edit: Well, it certainly doesn't make sense now

And she might need that one day!

I might not be on much longer. Somethings wrong with my internet and I don't know what it is.

Could the Fighter, casually named Nest, bear a striking resemblance to Nestor, the character from Dragon Warrior who went off adventuring?

I believe that there is zero coincidence that it is in fact Erdrick's Tomb which lies in the world of Final Fantasy.

(SPOILER)Tell me, have you ever been clubbed? Or have you only been clubbing?

A whole lot of patient. Like a million years

Also, if she didn't want it anymore she could always start a fire with it and keep herself warm for a little while. Multiple uses. Does a diamond have multiple uses? I think not

Yes. I guess if the girl wants a diamond she'll just have to be patient!

Hey, it's the thought that counts!

I'm sure any girl would be happy to get a ring like that. :rolleyes2

It would be much cheaper just to buy a girl a ring with a lump of coal on it. Sure, it wouldn't become a diamond for, like, a million years but you know, it's half way there!

Diamonds are a girls best friend.

(SPOILER)If that's the case, they're damn expensive friends!

Slade, you slayde me.