Slade
is a Frocobo
300dpi in a 72dpi zone

You can count on me to keep the streets clean

And I would not want anyone else but you to do that job, Slade. :P

Slaughter countless peices of litter and vanquish them to the grimy deep. It a tough job but someones gotta do it

Whadda ya do with that trash can and shovel?

Yep. I own the streets with my trusty shovel and trash can.

Slade is a man of the streets.

Streets of Rage ftw.

I OWNZ YOU IN STREET FIGHTER USING KEN!

Aha! Finally, the secret is revealed! The face behind the mask is none other than... *drum roll* TADA!

I am no good with blades. Perhaps 'The Fork Master' would be more fitting.