Slade
is a Frocobo
300dpi in a 72dpi zone

Handy dandy, in fact.

I've thought up a plan but it is not possible to actually execute this plan on my lonesome. Would you be willing to help me on my quest for a midnight snack and perhaps on the way we could find the secret to immortality, the fountain of youth, the lost city of atlantis, the holy grail and the chalice of life too? That would be dandy.

Slade it is not long now until midnight then you can get a midnight snack but I warn you you will not have a very large window of time perhaps you should pack some sort of salted treat like a sausage before embarking on your quest.

True, true. No one can possess the charm and overall beauty of Slade

That is so very Slade!

That is so very true!

which suck all your love and happiness away leaving you with HATE & ANGER.

The world is a vampire.

Despite all your rage you're still just a rat in a cage.

YAY!