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Do your friends hit you? Do you get lousy grades? Join Jive and Ghettofab Academy for White People (JGAWP)! You will learn how to get the courage to shoot your friends! Shoot your teacher! And jazz it OUT!

Now I wish I hadn't dropped out of Jive and Ghettofab Academy for White People.

After that, I found out that Ol' Mutha Hubbard became a rap star. She went by the name O'l Mutha 2 tha Hubbard.

So you were eaten. By the cookie monster. Didn't help your brethren in puff pastry much, did it?

My legs had been bitten clean off by the dog and had to be rebaked, which takes a total of two hours on fan bake at 180 degrees celcius. Poke with a skewer. If skewer cannot go through, then the cookies are done. Let sit for 15 minutes, then eat.
Enjoy!

And did you search day and night for about as long for your lost brothers and sisters in baked goods?

How could you even suggest that I ran away! :weep:

A rouge mutt came along, scooped me up in it's drooling mouth and ran to the nearest garden and buried me. It was six years before I was unearthed.

But you survived? Ran and hid, did you? Cared not for your siblings in dough?

Yep. We were a hairy batch, though. That's why Ol' Mutha Hubbard threw us to the pidgeons. Not a happy day for my 10 brothers and sisters, that's for sure

So that's why you smelled of cookies.