Tasura
took the door
The Bearded One

You need new friends. And parents. I have a friend-catching net you can borrow >)

That's thinking outside the box!

Your parents are meanies and your friends... NEED TO GO ROB CONVENIENCE STORES BECAUSE SERIOUSLY WHO DOESN'T AT LEAST BAKE THEIR FRIENDS A CAKE ON THEIR BIRTHDAY?

Why the hell not? THIS IS YOUR BIRTHDAY! THE ONLY DAY OF THE YEAR WHEN YOU ARE ENTITLED TO SHAMELESSLY DEMAND PRESENTS FROM EVERYONE! ><

O_O Crazy! I will NEVER share my presents >(

nomnomnom*

Thanks! You get a cookie. EAT IT!

If you can't find a company of polyglots in your local area, you might want to consider starting your own.

The solution is obvious: join a company of polyglots.

Then have you ever considered going back into the theatre?