Zeldy
has become well known in these parts!
get mad

Arghhh my eyes.. they burn!

this one is my fave.

[He starts to walk toward the people when a woman stands up and starts unbuttoning her shirt. Luke walks back to Lorelai and Rory]

LUKE: Is that woman doing what I think she’s doing?

[the woman has started nursing her baby]

LORELAI: Um, well, I can’t be a hundred percent sure, but. . .oh yeah, that’s lunch.

LUKE: Why, why do they do this? This is a public place, people are eating here.

RORY: They sure are.

LUKE: This cannot be sanitary.

LORELAI: I agree. You don’t know where that thing’s been.

LUKE: When did that become acceptable? In the old days, a woman would never consider doing that in public. They’d go find a barn or a cave or something. I mean, it’s indecent. This is a diner not a peep show!

LORELAI: Hey, consider making it a combo. You could charge more for your cheeseburgers. Of course, no one would ever feel the same ordering a glass of milk again, but . . .

LUKE: I have to do something. I just can’t stand here and let the lactating continue.

LORELAI: Luke.

RORY: Gross!

LUKE: I’m gross? I’m not the one exposing myself for the entire world to see. That’s it.

[Luke starts to walk over to the woman, then walks back to the counter]

LUKE: You go make her stop.

LORELAI: I’m not going over there.

LUKE: Why not? You’re a woman.

LORELAI: So what?

LUKE: So you have the same parts.

LORELAI: What?

LUKE: You shouldn’t be scared of it.

LORELAI: Scared of it? You know, you’re gonna be a bachelor for a really long time.

LUKE: I am being taken advantage of here, and I do not like being taken advantage of. I hate this!

[Jess walks down into the diner and sees the woman nursing]

JESS: Oh geez!

[Jess quickly turns around and walks back upstairs]

LUKE: Okay, well, that was kind of fun.

Meat Puppet got bu-u-urned.

nice walking

=O Strut your stuff you lipgloss biatch

*sexual walking*

Oh your welcome Apollo ^_~

*pats lafod*

My eyes hurt

And that interesting fact about Lauri. ~_~ xD <333

Thanks for all the smilies. O_o xD <333