Zeldy
has become well known in these parts!
get mad

I made a friend!
...cat woman?

You should've uppercutted my shift manager.

yeeaahhhh!!

respect +

kitten with a goatee!!

oh well thats good.
i think i will take an innocent meaning to that statement and say they're good.

Psh. OK Gary the Scouser, stop trying to climb out of this hole. You've made your big Scouse bed, you must now slumber Scousily in it.

I hope I never see that. Your mum naked: fine. Mine...not so much.

I thought you weren't a Scouser? Oh wait, you just admitted that you are. Gary the Scouser. Catchy.

My mum could beat up your mum!

I know everything. OMG it totally should be made into that ride! That'd make going to Merseyside actually worthwhile.

I learnt from the best. The best being me.

Runcorn Bridge, you silly monk. You really suck at geography.

Your face is weak! Ooooooh internet buuurn! I should get some kind of medal for that.

You live in a cave, woman. Get a ruddy map! It's in the south west. Merseyside, eh? With the bridge? Aye, I know it. Or do I?

You're a big lame. That was poor, but nevermind. At least I'm not a ginger scouser.