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is more well known than the characters in Final Fantasy II
AHHHHHH

You position yourself to get the proper nad kicking in when more trolls come around. You kick the troll in front of you and the on coming ones all in the nads! It doesn't phase them! These trolls are asexual! Crazy I know. Mr. Bloom comes over and punches you in the face... knocking you out.

You wake up in a dark room. You: Scream for help or sit idly waiting.

Gucci!

Just not much. Not much beyond the usual work and projects.

Quickly you move out of the way of the oncoming troll to try to get the stabbing advantage when out of no where Orlando Bloom comes with his shiny good looks. It's so shiny and bright that it blinds you! OH MY he's the leader of these trolls! Blinded by his sparkling good looks the troll takes the advantage and hits you right int the gut. You gasp for air. Do you: Ask Mr Bloom what he's doing there to try to settle this problem civilized OR kick the troll in the nads?

Hey.

Not much really.

The venomous trolls BURST through the door. Punching your crying mother in the face while making your house a royal mess they start to run at you. With their hair falling out like they have leprosy, they let the venom fall from their mouths burning holes in the floor! One comes running at you. You: Decide to use your rusty spoon on it or save your crying mother from the harsh beating she's receiving?

You are doing splendid because you just discovered that underneath your house there is a gold mine. The bad thing though, that you have yet to find out, is that it is covered in venomous trolls. Now you have a decision to make, as a weapon you have either a wooden fork or a rusty spoon.

QUICK make your decision the trolls are starting to come through the tunnel you opened!

How YOU doin'?

I'll be honest, I'm quite interested in this idea. What you got in mind?