Mad dog of darkness
is holding an ORB

Indeed! In a bowl with Tay Zonday on it, to add some Chocolate Rain to the flavor. Or Flavour, you damn Brit! >=(

Rocky road? He seems to like rocks, after all!

But what flavor shall the ice cream be?

Oof!

Well once we've avoided his attack, we need to get to the root of why he is attacking us in the first place. I think it is because he is:

- Angry
- Hungry and wants to eat us!

Why is he angry? I'll tell you! Look at his hair! It's got a blue piece of gum in it. We should bring along scissors so we can cut it out for him!

As for his hunger, well, what's that directly above his head? It's an ice cream cone! But nobody likes those, they only like ice cream! So we should bring an industrial sized vat of ice cream to put in the cone!

I agree, and Denny's own Nanerpuss, because it's time for a serious breakfast!

I think one of our items should definitely be a large box of kleenex. The troll thing is clearly spewing a bunch of white jizz at us.

Hellz yeah!

MONTAGUE ZONE