I Don't Need A Name
has become well known in these parts!
Don't get mad, get moist

(SPOILER)

For some reason my mind instantly assumed you were pulling this guitar out of your ass, in which case I was going to say "nonononononononono!" but now that I have learned to read, I say "YEAH GO FOR IT MAN!"

Because I have a mind for film! I should write screenplays. It runs in my family actually.

What if it still is

I think I used to believe they meant metal. Like, "we're going to test his metal because he's a robot!"

Yeah that one is tough even for me. It'll test his mettle! I love that word, wtf does it even mean xD

HE GOES WITH THE FLOW TOO OFTEN. WE MUST STRIKE DEDICATION AND HARDWORK INTO HIS VERY SOUL.

HE COULDN'T HANDLE IT. He was a terrible captain anyway, I think he just gave himself that title! We earned ours, bucko.

I..uhh...damn, good point! We're still serious about what we do, for we are serious men on a serious mission of a serious nature!

A good threat will show them we mean business! If we don't mean business, then what good are we!?