I Don't Need A Name
has become well known in these parts!
Don't get mad, get moist

I have absolutely no qualms. The world could use more saints!

I'd go so far as to say it was a service to the Commonwealth; nay, the world!

While any loss is not a good loss, 4:1 is a pretty good ratio. He died a hero.

I was thinking it might've been because the fifth passenger wasn't a chav. Poor guy, he was surrounded by them at his death

Make a train line that just goes over a cliff and put them on an express.

I think we need a purge

If someone were to ask me "what's wrong with england?" I wouldn't say "oh that new hyperinjunction" I'd say "the smurfing chavs".

They will worship the ground we walk on like some kind of sons of Jesus

Hey, Middle Class is an alright place to be! You get to learn about the world and not be a snobby smurfer, but then you can inherit some dough and be laughing all the way to the bank.

Plebs is one of my all time favourite words. I don't use it too much because I don't want to offend them