I Don't Need A Name
has become well known in these parts!
Don't get mad, get moist

...Yeah that went places I didn't expect!

This tells us much about your personality!

Exactly. News must be exciting! Although hopefully they will choose my literary works when they want completely fabricated stuff

I don't set out to do anything but report truth. It's when getting the truth takes effort that I make up for the lulz

It's just really hard because nobody wants to talk to students. Combining journalists and students makes for all sorts of problems. People think we're out to screw them over or something!

Forensic Science? OH MAN SO COOL. You're awesome. I'm studying journalism tbh it's pretty neat. Interviewing suckers is a bit frightening but it's been a blast so far. I've just started my second year so I'm catching you

No but you're meant to have cups of tea and talk like this guv'na. I hate cockney twats. Anyway, question; wtf are you studying? Are you studying? I keep forgetting what you're doing, because a lot of EoFFers just appear to be surviving without any means of income or anything!

It's such a dirty sounding word. Not sexual dirty, but just, ugh yuck. But at the same time, awesome.

Yeah, can't help that they're awesome I suppose. JEALOUSY OOZING FROM ME

Good band that Muse. I can dig it! Although doing songs for Twilight is a bit