I Don't Need A Name
has become well known in these parts!
Don't get mad, get moist

I want one of those motorised scooters so bad

You are old! You're like 1.5 years older than me you old man. NEED A WALKING STICK?

YES. Right time to do it. Later when I'm at least legal there so I can booze on before hand.

I want to go there and troll them all. LOOK AT MY SUPERIOR AUSTRALIAN DNA. But they'll probably just have another Macca's burger and then shoot me

You are, but you're still not legal in the US of A. Be careful of those 'mericans.

So far away for poor lil Andy!

That's alright, we can avoid that. PS IN MY LAND YOU ARE OLDER

I did.

It's times like this that I support dancing nude whole-heartedly.

Your word play is on a whole new level. It's outta this world!