I Don't Need A Name
has become well known in these parts!
Don't get mad, get moist

I swear news people just pick the most ridiculous people to interview. I haven't learned anything like that yet, but I'm sure it'll come up.

xD That is catchy. Backin up backin up because my daddy taught me good xD

It wouldn't load because my internet is balls, but I saw enough to know it would be awesome xD I also like the guy struttin' dat ass but I can't find the proper video!

I'm surprised you aren't familiar with it already. It's quite awesome y'know The dude is so totally baked though

This one of course!

I took a photo with my dodgy phone, so it looks like, I dunno, 1.5 rainbow, but I you not, it was almost a triple rainbow. It played out just like the vid!

I know, oh god, I can almost feel it. Not good not good. Gonna think about nice things like rainbows and puppies. Did you know I saw a double rainbow? It was excellent.

I... all I can think of is what he's causing damage with. A fist. And where it was going to damage...

My survival instinct would usually kick in and either a) prevent me from doing it in the first place; b) bail like hell; c) there is no c

Just to prove I'm a good pickpocket, but there's often hilarious photos in there. I like reading random cards out in front of them so they realise what has happened. "Look at this card for some obscure store" "omfg give that back!" ""