I Don't Need A Name
has become well known in these parts!
Don't get mad, get moist

I prefer the term Self-Beneficiary. I pilfer people's wallets for fun, not profit. I always give it back

Nah, that's kind of a bugger, really. But the one upside to being sober(er) is that you can nick their wallets

If everyone is drunk then you're not annoying, you're awesome. I find that I become the funniest person around, although I also laugh like a mental case at nearly everything everyone else says. Lots of drinks in that one

Alcohol has this amazing property. It makes you invincible

My vibrant and youthful body helps me avoid hangovers almost entirely. Usually I just feel lethargic from lack of sleep/running around like a madman. I occasionally decide to run home, and get part way before going back. The furthest I ran was like 8k one way, or something. I don't really remember 'cause I was drunk

So long as you don't vomit on yourself, you're always the winner. I've seen someone throw up on themselves and you don't let them forget it xD

Not as much as I'd like to, but I'm a stick and have a high metabolism so it just destroys me

Pretty sure I'm just them convicts, my alcohol tolerance is far too low to be in any way Irish.

Good God, im behind

Well I do live in Australia, what do you expect. All you sent over here was convicts and some rowdy Irish guys.