I Don't Need A Name
has become well known in these parts!
Don't get mad, get moist

I'm an infant at heart, so it all works out

WTF?! WHEN DID HE DIE?!!!!!

18 now, 19 in October. I'm an old dude now. Fully legal to do

Uhh, uhh, oh . She looked good for twelve though man. Real good. Fun fact: I know a girl who is now 15 but as a 13yo she could've passed for 16 easy. She's a good looking one too. But it's like, whoa, too young. Too young man.

So long as she was legal and attractive, sure

Gin scares me

Apart from almost falling into the fire, not at all! I was a masterful slider, you could almost say glider I was that smooth.

Occasionally being drunk helps me think of glorious ideas. Like this one time there was a neat hill and I slid down it like well you know how you run run run slide. So cool, and I wouldn't have tried it normally!

I always knwo the way to a vcotry!

I didn't know I was a raging homosexual :o But there'll be lots of hot chicks making out then, I guess. xD