I Don't Need A Name
has become well known in these parts!
Don't get mad, get moist

I'd overthrow the established government and do it my way.


The cool way.

Goddamn government. They're always creating problems and then covering them up! Hey see this gaping hole well now you don't. I should run for president of the world. I reckon I'd go a good shot at getting elected.

It's still not enough to make a record though. It's like 58 times for the world record. How are they not dead?!

Aye, me too. Your heart stops when you sneeze, apparently. It's a bit concerning considering the fact that my brother's record is like 30 sneezes in a row. I think he might die from sneezing

Thou shalt sneeze until thy nose hast not the mucus to sneeze henceforth

That's true, had their heads in the books! I wouldn't be surprised if, on his way out, Jesus was just trollin' by pulling faces and slappin' his butt at them. They're all like "oh yes gotta write this done quickly"

That's a good point. I'm surprised people didn't freak out when he disappeared. The first zombie uprising and everybody was pretty chill.

We'd all be smurfed. That guy is so fast he can run on water. He's like a black Jesus

I know one thing's for sure, I'll be able to outrun the bastards.

It's just a great day for killin' zombies. Nothing quite like it to get you up and out of bed in the morning!