I Don't Need A Name
has become well known in these parts!
Don't get mad, get moist

What crazy stunt would you like me to perform? I'm quite good at a lot of things :ego:

You should pretend to hate it. That way one of your friends will be like "I dare you to eat it". And then you can dare them to do something crazy and you end up winning because it's not even that bad

You're missing out! Or not. I mean you'd probably hate it, normal people usually hate it

Except marmite is rubbish comparatively. (But yes, they're almost exactly the same product. Except one is Australian.)

Yer not a true Aussie maaaaaaate. Or something. A lot of people really really hate it. It's one of those acquired tastes.

It's a yeast product spread. It is glorious unlike any other thing

But there's one thing we'll always be better than you at: eating vegemite.

But it's always the most recent history that matters. Bragging rights are currently yours!

Only recently. We've been good in the past. I think we're just lazy now.

You sent chavs here once before and now look what happened!