I Don't Need A Name
has become well known in these parts!
Don't get mad, get moist

Weeeeeeeell I see. They're the ones everybody else makes fun of though. Those Irish, diddly dee potaytoes.

Is this because the Welsh are fail and you don't want to be tied to them?

I thought we were the backwater country. Your Brits are falling behind!

I know, I know.

Well would you like a towel then? Or maybe a hair dryer? Those things are awesome, you can give yourself awesome styled hair

Good. At least somebody is making sense.

That name was given to me by Sir Jackle himself. Is it because You Don't Need A Name?

You still don't need a name. I am so happy for you. But when the day comes that you do need one, you can have mine. It's: Jackle_H8dr0dz

You're like a wet rag, only dry and more humanlike.

Shake yo body like a salmon floatin' upstreeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaam