I Don't Need A Name
has become well known in these parts!
Don't get mad, get moist

Well you could do the salmon dance

Dance like you have a snake in yo pants OW tiss OW tiss

Aw yea baby I can funk it up

It's okay, I know funk gu

BLUB BLUB BLUB BLUB GASP CAST EVAPORATION! Whadda ya mean I don't know that spell?! GODDAMMIT PROTO

KILL IT WITH FIRE! O THE FIRE IS IN MY HANDS IT'S IN MY HANDS

OH MY SMURFING LORD SOLID SNAKE IS SHOOTING AT ME I HAVE TO HIDE BEHIND THIS TREE OH GOD IT'S KIRBY

You always have to consider the worst case scenario! You want to eat a pineapple? WHAT IF THE PINEAPPLE HAS A LASER THAT DISINTEGRATES YOU?!

Except when your skin melts and you become a blob!

I might put them on the sun. At least they'll be warm