I Don't Need A Name
has become well known in these parts!
Don't get mad, get moist

Except when I'm on my period.

Now if only I could get a woman, everything would be in order!

Heh, I even managed to not be a woman

The youth of today are no more disgraceful than the youth of yesterday or the day before. One could argue they are less disgraceful then their past counterparts even!

Yes, I do indeed. Inside my top hat I keep plots and plans to many numerous operations. They call me Fate. Well no I just call myself that because I have all these elaborate intertwining plans that lead to positive outcomes for people. Basically I'm just your regular meddling neighbour

Always and forever!

At least I am a bigger bugger than the smaller buggers.

Well the first part to any successful endeavour is a good plan! If, however, you want a successful endeavour without a plan, then you must plan to wing it! So you can see how important this is. That's why I always keep well maintained and running smoothly!

I'm just a planning machine

What we can do is, make an exact replica wig of your hair, and then you can wear it until your real hair grows back