I Don't Need A Name
has become well known in these parts!
Don't get mad, get moist

Happy birthday!

Happy birthday!

Hi. Would you be interested in joining up?

Yeah, I just couldn't think of anything else except wine.

Haha what would be the benefit of owning a dead end country?

Haha, yeah. Well, you gotta stick to what you know, I guess.

If only we had given peace a try all those years ago. We could have had some real fine cheese.

I've always wondered why the Americans take the piss out of the French so much. The "cheese eating surrender monkeys" is a famous example. Considering that the French are single-handedly responsible for American gaining independence, you would think they would be a little more gracious.

And I agree, no you wouldn't. When has America ever been anything other than a self-entitled greedy prick? xD

Squids don't like animals. We are massive racists and xenophobes.

I'm a squid, why would I care about yiffy?

Also, I don't know what that is. xD

It certainly explains all the ink.

Ah yes, I forgot I was a squid. Squid 'n' Tonic is my real name.