I Don't Need A Name
has become well known in these parts!
Don't get mad, get moist

But that's ok. I just played on the interweb.

I tried.... it didn't work out

I'm not positive.

I am quite bored though :/ This is all the more reason to have a party

Lettered? I rarely use snail mail, truth be told.

I'll sirrah your face!

no that one was a truth!

You never told me, sirrah!

Oh, cripes. Had I but known!

With the might of a thousand queers, Andrew the unicorn stormed Mordor, killed Frodo, took the One Ring, and ruled the universe with an iron horn and a sturdy hoof.

There was also cotton candy somewhere in the story.