I Don't Need A Name
has become well known in these parts!
Don't get mad, get moist

Roll with it = sex?

I like the phrase "pedantic bastard".

Celebrating your death isn't slander. Slander is, firstly, spoken and also requires insulting comments that could harm a person's reputation. "Jeff is a paedophile", if spoken, is slander. When written, it is libel.

That are neither lies nor slanderous, ye dog!

Hmm, there was four initially though you are right, there are two now.

Wow, four times. Hot damn.

I was merely celebrating your commitment, not your death.

I was merely celebrating your commitment, not your death.

Now you're dead to everyone, yeeeeeeeeey!

You're dead to me.